Fun With The English Manglage

DISCLAIMER: I am a total mangler.

Words are funny things. I think about words a lot, and often mangle them for my own amusement. I think about how they could be better chosen and arranged with respect for the person you are tossing them to, like if you choose to end a phone call with, “Let me go”, which might make the person think they are holding you against your will to the extent that you must order your own release, rather than dragging out more syllables as in, “Gosh, it’s been nice speaking to you. Let’s chat again soon”, which would just as easily signal the end of the conversation.  “Just a spoonful of syllables makes the sentiment go down…” <–Ok! Zzzzzzzzzzip! Enough from The Miss Manners Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior. Quoting from that is something I did in the 90s (makes washing of hands gesture).

Then there’s all the everyday mismanglings, as opposed to purposeful manglings, like saying eXpresso rather than eSpresso and my fave – escapegoat. And of course misused phrases like, “for all intensive purposes” rather than the original “for all intents and purposes” (makes throwing up of hands gesture).

Just yesterday driving in my car I heard on the radio a public service message from the National Association of Real-it-TORS. Odd that, I had always thought that was a two syllable word. I once worked with a woman who, in describing an admonishment to her boyfriend, said, “You’re walking on thin water, buddy.” I think that’s my fave (bemused reminiscent gestures).

This manglage/origin/word inexplicability thing came up last night at dinner when we were discussing that Wizardess of Ensocellement“, Anaïs Nin, who used the word ‘ensorcelled’ in every writing because she saw herself as a bewitching seductress, which is relevant to this post, but not much really (irrelevant hand gestures).

Anyway, this came up because I had heard on NPR or some such station a story of the origin of “eavesdropping” and how…, “In the old days, most roofs were slanted. The “eaves” are the lower edges of the roof that project beyond the walls of the house; their purpose is to throw off the rainwater that falls on the roof. The “eavesdrop” was the word used to refer to the place around the house where the water from the eaves dripped.

An “eavesdropper” was therefore someone who stood in the eavesdrop area outside the house and listened to the conversations taking place inside” [SOURCE] Actually I think that makes the person the “Eavesdropee” but whatever, (confusion hand gestures?).

Anyanyway, I thought of all of this and even more today because I found this post —>

Oxford Researchers List Top 10 Most Annoying Phrases
By John Scott Lewinski

Not all University of Oxford researchers are uptight and humorless, “irregardless” of what you might think. In fact, a bunch of them compiled a list of the Top 10 Most Irritating Expressions in the English language — just because we needed one.

Though maybe “you could care less,” the scholars in question keep track of linguistic mangling and overused buzzwords in a database called the Oxford University Corpus. The voluminous record keeps track of books, magazines, broadcast, online media and other sources, watching for new overused, tiresome phrases and retiring those that fade from use (or misuse).

The great hierarchy of verbal fatigue includes:

1 – At the end of the day
2 – Fairly unique
3 – I personally
4 – At this moment in time
5 – With all due respect
6 – Absolutely
7 – It’s a nightmare
8 – Shouldn’t of
9 – 24/7
10 – It’s not rocket science
[SOURCE]
In the comments section people suggest adding, “literally” which is quite often misused, or, “ironic”, when the incident described is really just coincidental, and so on.

One commenter dragged out that old, “think outside the box” bit of juicy wisdom which of course got me thinking about an old job back in the “real world” and a funny incident involving a gold chain-wearing, hairy chested (how can you not notice when the shirt is unbuttoned to the 5th button?) former travel agent,