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“What recession? We’re gay!”

Posted in Activism?, Animal Stuff, Communication, Miracles, Philosophy?, Special People, Thoughts with tags , , , , , , , , on November 7, 2008 by Admin

A hilarious message from Melissa Etheridge as posted in The Daily Beast:

Image lifted from Love the frightened man coming out of the closet.

Image lifted from Love the frightened man coming out of the closet. He probably lives in California and is actually tiptoeing backwards into the closet. He is bejesusly scared.

So California voters got out in droves to elect Obama. Nice! But at the same time they voted against same sex marriage. Not so nice, really but totally unexpected from Obama supporters? Well, not really, Black Jesus is not entirely supportive…

“Barack Obama and Gay Marriage/ Civil Unions:

Although Barack Obama has said that he supports civil unions, he is against gay marriage. In an interview with the Chicago Daily Tribune, Obama said, “I’m a Christian. And so, although I try not to have my religious beliefs dominate or determine my political views on this issue, I do believe that tradition, and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman.” [<-SOURCE, (there’s more and it is not all entirely against..]

So Melissa Etheridge hilariously posted the following on The Daily Beast which makes a great point (by the way, Otto the frustrated interior decorator is gay so this is now delving into animal rights);

“Okay. So Prop 8 passed. Alright, I get it. 51% of you think that I am a second class citizen. Alright then. So my wife, uh I mean, roommate? Girlfriend? Special lady friend? You are gonna have to help me here because I am not sure what to call her now. Anyways, she and I are not allowed the same right under the state constitution as any other citizen. Okay, so I am taking that to mean I do not have to pay my state taxes because I am not a full citizen. I mean that would just be wrong, to make someone pay taxes and not give them the same rights, sounds sort of like that taxation without representation thing from the history books.

Okay, cool I don’t mean to get too personal here but there is a lot I can do with the extra half a million dollars that I will be keeping instead of handing it over to the state of California. Oh, and I am sure Ellen will be a little excited to keep her bazillion bucks that she pays in taxes too. Wow, come to think of it, there are quite a few of us fortunate gay folks that will be having some extra cash this year. What recession? We’re gay! I am sure there will be a little box on the tax forms now… Continue reading

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