SEA MONKEY SYMBOLICS
Instead of making New Years Resolutions, I want to give thanks for Sea Monkeys. To me Sea Monkeys are symbolic of crazy ideas, enduring dreams and whimsicality and imagination gone wild. One of my other favorite crazy ideas is Extreme Ironing which my friend Amy suggested I post about today but I replied that I had already posted about that, to which she replied,
this is tragic.
i have sadly come to realize that my dear friend, ragdoll physics (seems to) have been driven to extinction with the advent of today’s next-gen systems and motion capture technology.
gone are the days of shotgun somersaults and explosion pirouettes. gone are the days of melee belly flops.
how can i be expected to be passionate about a world that doesn’t even allow me to send an enemy bouncing irreverently across a canyon, or throw my skater in front of a bus to to launch him across the world for maximum distance?
what a waste of surreality.
This gives me an idea; I will interview Amy about Sea Monkeys and post that interview here. Hold on, I’ll be right back…
This is a surreptitious interview. Please answer all questions honestly and do not cheat.
i take this with EXTREME serioucity.
how do you think sea monkeys have changed society?
how would you rate the importance of sea monkeys in history?
do you think kids who had sea monkeys as a child were more or less likely to experiment with drugs?
less likely to “experiment”, more likely to outright binge..
if sea monkeys were elected president what do you think would be the impact on society?
if you were a sea monkey, what would be your new years resolutions?
2, 16, 22, 27, 38, 44
how would you feel if you were a sea monkey?
and in your estimation (since you were there), do you think the elevator dj story is an accurate portrayal of events?
absolutely. (if by accurate you mean slightly more awesome but still very correct) however, im pretty sure there was one instance of loveshack being played as well, which appears to have been omitted.
any random sea monkey observations you’d like to share?
sometimes sea monkeys sing tiny, pitch perfect, 80’s music karaoke. humans often misinterpret this as static in their cellphones.
thank you for your time.